[Somewhere between the Village and the Forest, lying on the side of the path you'll find... what looks like a crumpled pile of clothes. A familiar shoulder-less miko garb and large red ribbon, to be precise. And inside those clothes, an even more familiar brunette, seemingly out cold... except she occasionally emits weak, breathless moans. She ( Read more... )

When the sun started to set over Gensokyo on Sunday, bright lights started to shrine at the Hakurei Festival. The smell of food and beer wafted down the hill to all of Gensokyo. Danmaku flew into the air like fireworks. The Hakurei Shrine Festival has began ( Read more... )

*If you live at, or just passing through, the Hakurei Shrine, you may notice that Reimu is not sweeping, sipping tea, or checking her donations. She is busy putting up signs around the shrine. If you would look, the signs say ( Read more... )

-It was an ordinary enough day. In fact, it was warm enough that Reimu felt like going about his chorse sans top. It would be nice to feel a cool breeze on his back for once... and not freeze himself to death ( Read more... )

*Reimu is currently cleaning sitting on the veranda drinking tea after cleaning the shrine for a few hours ( Read more... )

[A new girl comes out of the Hakurei Shrine, with purple hair, eyes, and a much more traditional miko outfit. But she still looks familiar. Is this Reimu?]

Okay, I don't know who you all are, but get off my shrine!

[...yeah, it's Reimu. This probably would have been funnier when the border was up.]

Magicannon 「Final Spark」!

Divine Arts 「Omnidirectional Demon Binding Circle」[A black blur and a red-white blur are having it out in the sky over the shrine today -- or were, since that last light show seems to have ended it; they're landing now. And if you're around to see this, let's hope you were keeping an eye on the stray shots too. ( Read more... )

[There is a sign in front of the shrine. It reads:

"WANTED: One (1) Caretaker/tamer for one (1) Immortal. Applicants must be patient yet strict, and must watch over the immortal at all times. To apply, please see the Hakurei Shrine Maiden. We are no longer accepting applications."]

[looks up from sweeping]

There're suddenly a lot more people at the shrine...

Alright, that's enough. Who's here? If there are multiples, tell me how many. People who know how to cook are gonna help out with meals. Also, Marisas: if you don't clean up your junk once in a while I'm gonna let Flandre play with them.

If anyone has any problems with this, I don't care.